We know you look to Funhaus for the latest in topical up-to-the-minute social commentary so that's why we made a thumbnail showing a movie character from 2006 making love to a cartoon character fro...
"Mr Bond, I... I don't know how to tell you this, but... you have chlamydia." "Nobody ever said the spy game was eas-" "And gonorrhea. And syphilus and crabs." "Well, I suppose that microfilm wasn'...
Today in "Jared Leto IMDB Trivia Definitely Written by Jared Leto": Jared Leto had to prepare physically for the role of Joker (as it requires a lot of workout for being in the desired shape). But ...
I bet Samuel L. Jackson hasn't even watched half the movies he's been in. He just shows up for a few days then hammers the check. I'm pretty sure I could beat Sam Jackson at a Sam Jackson movie tri...
And that's what Elyse is, the Queen of Refuse. So bow down to her if you want, bow to her. Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence. Boo. Boo. Rubbish. Filth. Slime. ...
Verily, a vicious vanguard of vampires has set upon the villagers' with their vulvas in order to victimize them with their violence and vent vagina vapors into the water supply or whatever.
One does not simply craft their own anatomically correct nude Frodo Baggins action figure complete with Elven Cloak and hand-painted foot hair. Oh, wait. Someone did simply do that? Huh. Gross. ...
If you had to see the unedited Rule 34s for this episode you wouldn't be able to write a clever description either. Why is he so shredded? Why was Jennifer Garner there? What in the holy hell is up...
XXVIII: The hobbled, agonizing journey across the room had been worth it. Farinfoor had submitted to enough of the beast’s indignities. He stood over the body and managed the smallest of smiles. Th...
XXI: “I really hated my life when I was a kid. You know the fat kid, the smelly one that nobody talks to except to cut down? No, of course you don’t. Well, that was me, anyways. My folks we’re out ...
XIV: Farinfoor rolled through the debris, coiling into his battle stance almost immediately. He scanned the chamber, ready to face The Impetus and his indomitable fury. His eyes were greeted instea...
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What the hell are you talking about?! There is no way that "Mission to Mars" is better than "Red Planet"! C'mon! Coked-up Tom Sizemore running from space bugs with Val Kilmer and The Mentalist! Plu...
XVIII: The blade hummed and shivered less than a finger-width from the strange man’s face. No matter how hard he struggled, Farinfoor could not persuade the axe to move. Suddenly, the man’s chantin...
Z-Heavy stared down at the smoldering ruin that was his hand-held comp-u-panel. He had barely had time to de-jack from the sub-frame before it tanked. Shutting down Krono-tek's exo-terran missile...
Bruce’s hallmarks of a classic indie game: 1. Collect stuff 2. Avoid obstacles 3. Cool music 4. Make Bruce want to smash his monitor to bits with a pool cue.
Cr1tikal joins in to patch up and train dolphins, help Taylor Swift act out petty revenge fantasies, and throw Thor off of a cliff. Flash games are weird.
The guys get angry and a little racist right out of the gate this time, setting the stage for a cut-filled episode of Wheelhaus. Apples are eaten, Dark Invader fights a zomboid, and Sam Neill fina...
Wheelhaus, wheelhaus, spinning around Playing the games it randomly found Wheelhaus, wheelhaus, chooses crap games Makes it frustrating for Bruce, Adam James
In order to train your dragon, first I'm going to have to tell you how to make a dragon. When a mommy dragon and a daddy dragon love each other very, very much, the daddy dragon and mommy dragon wi...
Yesterday was Dogi-Style. Today is Gun-Dumb Style. It looks like we're getting lazy with our titles, doesn't it? I was a little worried about that. After a year here at Funhaus, and many, MANY year...